Tomatoes, Toothpaste and Trouble!

This toddler can get into trouble faster than I can think. The other day I took 30 seconds to check my email, and while I did this Hattie helped herself to two huge and lovely tomatoes sitting in a bowl on my table. Of course she was wearing a white dress that day. I had no sooner stripped her of her dress to throw it in the wash and I find her smearing Sarah's toothpaste all over the walls in the basement! Aghh! The only reason I have photographic evidence is that I quickly grabbed my cell phone so that I could text her daddy the proof of her naughtiness! The real problem here is that she is completely thrilled with herself in both cases. What is a mother to do? P.S. I'm tired.